Beauty

DECEMBER 30, 2004 BY SUSAN J

A very beautiful girl lives in my neighborhood. She’s so good-looking that you can’t help but stare at her. She’s the kind of girl where you think, “Wow, that girl is almost too attractive.” In the past week someone spray painted “She broke my [heart symbol]” all over the sidewalk and road. Arrows pierced the heart symbols and pointed toward her house.

I believe it was Kermit who said, “It ain’t easy being green.” I suspect it isn’t always easy being beautiful either.

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