I Can't Believe We're Still Watching
- SUSAN J
- Apr 8, 2005
- 1 min read
APRIL 8, 2005 BY SUSAN J
A conversation about The Apprentice.
James: I can’t stand that Alex guy.
Susan: Me neither.
J: The minute that eyebrow of his goes up, I just want to punch him.
S: Me too.
J: They’re all useless.
S: I know! The entire show is a disgusting celebration of materialism.
J: But I’d hire that blonde woman in a minute. Angie, too.
S: They’re the only two worth anything. Them and Kendra.
J: I’d hire those two to run my businesses.
S: Don’t you just have the one business?
J: Yeah, but if I had other ones, I’d be totally comfortable with them running them. Totally comfortable. But not Alex.
S: Definitely not Alex.
Later, after the Hair (as Miss Alli has timelessly referred to Donald Trump) has fired Angie of the Bold Streaks.
J: This show sucks. Donald Trump has lost all credibility.
S: He’s gone too far.
J: I’m tempted to stop watching.
S: Me too.
J: You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see that guy who freaks out and chews snuff win. Just so Alex doesn’t.
S: That would be good.
J: Alex. I still can’t believe he likes Alex.
S: Alex. That damned Alex and his eyebrow.
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