Love And Other Cheese

OCTOBER 3, 2005 BY SUSAN J

Sometimes people say, “Hey, Susan. Why did you marry James? I mean, besides his chiseled jaw, hair that falls just so, raw athleticism, stylish witticisms, massive brain, kindness to small animals and his uncanny ability to sooth inconsolable children?”

And I reply: “Because sometimes he makes me sandwiches made of toasted ciabata bread, roasted red and orange peppers and brie.”

Then they say, “Oooooh. I get it.”

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