Venus And Mars Talk About Skirts
- SUSAN J
- Oct 1, 2004
- 1 min read
OCTOBER 1, 2004 BY SUSAN J
Thursday afternoon
S: Hey! Do you like my new skirt?
J: Sure. It’s nice.
S: Guess what it’s made of!
J: A skirt?
S: No! It’s made out of a pillowcase! Isn’t it amazing! And it only cost $15 at this store on Main Street.
J: Really.
Saturday morning
J: You’re wearing the pillow case.
S: What did you say?
J: (blinks) I was just saying about your skirt. It’s a pillowcase.
S: Are you saying it looks bad?
J: You said it was a pillowcase. The other day.
S: So you don’t like my skirt?
J: —?
S: Well?
J: I was just saying.
S: Well you don’t have to say it like that. Now I’m going to get changed.
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