Defies Categorization

Congratulations to all the happy couples in Canada and now San Francisco!

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I have noticed that when I buy lots of fruit and vegetables, particularly organic ones, I sashay around the supermarket feeling like a righteous citizen.

Frank and I finished our walk in Linley Valley and we emerged from the trail, crossed the road to the car and there, waiting for us like a bristly little dream was…. a stray pot belly pig.

Imagine my horror this morning when someone sent me a link to the following article about how the identities of anonymous reviewers showed up on the Amazon.ca website.

People seem determined not to give Frank his chance at stardom. I’ve written to all the major producers and pitched the idea of Frank as celebrity canine guest but unbelievably, they’ve all turned us down.

I tried to resist the rising tide of reality TV. For a year or two I scorned those who watched Survivor and The Bachelor.

As there is nothing happening on this blog at the moment, I recommend you read the following excellent blogs. After all, that’s what I’m doing instead of writing my own.

All I have to say is: cheesecake. More dangerous than it might at first appear.

There’s been a setback. James has more or less joined me on my quest for physical perfection.

“… If your cassette collection had too many other nonmetal artists, you were bordering on one of those goddamn eclectics who really didn’t love anything...

I have finally come up with a New Year’s resolution.

Here’s what I had to say today to another dog owner in reference to Frank (see opposite):

If you get a chance, look for a short film called Lighthead by Daniel Sadler. It aired on Bravo after Sex and the City Friday night and I was absolutely blown away.

Ack! Those of you who are careful readers will have noticed that my five lists of Christmas ended up as a one list of Christmas.

Yes, I am a bad blogger. It’s been almost a month since my last update.

To read P.G. Wodehouse: “How relative everything is in this world,” she said pensively.

I got back on Tuesday from my trip to Toronto. It was marked, as all my trips to Canada’s largest city are, by highs and lows.

With my course on publishing finished, I was finally able to go back to Martial Arts Mayhem.

Some of you may have noticed that there has been very little activity on Out There in recent weeks.